getting sCreweD like always

title...
body...
conclusion..
thats the story of my life haha...
srry for not writing for the past few days...
here are some of the updates dat happen..
the past few days has been both kental and hapy
y do gd tings always come in packages..
i dun know what to say about the ping yi floorball..
can lose to bukit merah 1*-0.....coral lost to merhan 18-2...
but they win coral 5-0....
the class bbq...
haiz wad can i sae...
it didnt turn out the way matthew wanted it i tink...
haha but sharlene and sheryl got water bombed big time...
but...but,,,
some people went bowling...
shant say who hahah..
actually no hard feelings la i just mentioned that bcoz i wanted to fill up space...
went to bugis to 'tuition' some1...but it became 1 of the most memorable excursion i've been on...
after tuitioning that some1, i went to meet my gf den we hang out arnd bugis dere...
visited a sex shop out of curiousity....den visited another at peninsula....
den i bought a long-sleeve shirt...shafir also bought 1 identical to mine...
but WTH the STUPID mama PUNDEK...gaf me size M wen i asked for S...whats more, on the packaging, the person put a sticker saying that the shirt inside is size S but in actual fact its size M...mother fucker...
den i bought the HUMBUCKER i wanted...i'm definitely in love with it now...besides her haha...
my phone can go to hell la...
serious the bloody fone keep sending mssges wen i didnt even pRESS anything...i almost threw the fone...
changed my plan to student plan haha no more $14plan...but my number still stays....81234562..
but basket sia...
just now i played soccer then got this pak cik...we all call him 'Wak'...den got his son also...
his son looks, plays like maradona...
not jking...
den got THE FUCKING PAK CIK I H8 haha...the name also some fucked up name...he malay but den ar...dey all call him 'MIKE"i tink its a short form for 'MICKEY MOUSE'...fucking shiok sia wen i kicked the shit out of him...i tink he go home ask his husband to suck his dick...fucking ass hole...cb tink funny kick people leg...kena slide nice rite?cb kia...
den got no matrep only got a person who looks/acts/plays like a complete dork...if i'm not wrong his frens call him daryl...
den also there was a guy name ASH like wad kind of fucking name is dat...does he tink hes ash ketchup? and play pokemon? and guess wad the 'ASH' is about 20-30 yrs old...so ya...i tink dats all i'm gonna write so ya...
congrats to the singapore team...for winning the match against malaysia...
but,
but,
i dun tink dey can win against thailand...
cause the odds are against dem..

found a new girl...

guess wad...
i found some1 whom i like..
met her on frenster....
she fits my description of being a wild and funny girl...
and hey..
we haf the same taste buds for songs...
for eg. both of us like bullet for my valentine,
both us aim to go to the same school,

dun know why.
bad things and good tings must always come in packages...
the good thing that happened,
fixed my other desktop...
talked and joked around with her,
for hours....
but sadly...
my phone went down on me...
the screen went blank just as i managed to send her a msg...
"when u get b, gif me a msg...."
wth...
i cant even c a farking shit on my phone...
lucky i got spare fone..
but i cant farking find the fucking fone...

k wait more bout the girl...
shes pretty,
shes sweet..
she has the type of voice that i like,
shes not a bimbo..
she dosent smoke unlike me,
she is sexy,
she loves sunflowers,
and black roses but wth..where to find 1...
feel like buying a bouqet of flowers and painting them all black...
she lectured me for using my phone to call her wen i was at home..
reasoning that i cud haf used the house phone and not waste my money.. ..
so yea..
i like this girl..
same age as me,
but same height too....

borrowed american pie: NAKED MILE
from my fren..
the starting part was fucking hilarious...
he masturbated in the living room...
and wen he was goin to ejaculate,
the parents and the grandma came into the fucking living room,
as a result,
cum splashed all over them...
resulting in the deaths of the grand ma...
and the guy surname is stiffler and that surname had a reputation behind it..
a reputation of being a fucking fucker...
yes..all of the guys in the family..
likes to fuck and fucks all girls..
recomended to be watched but the ending part was uncool..
it was like the climax of the story was the starting and the conclusion was after the naked mile race....

me and shafir and sa decided to join geylang football club...
dun know whether can get in since i play DM...
dey use the formation 4-4-2 so no DM's
DM=defensive midfield...
den on monday,
theres floorball training in my old school...
dun know whether to go or not..
cause if i'm not wrong, theres also netball training...
dun want to meet aisyah...
still got feelings for her...
but still i love floorball..
and havent played for months litterally...
so yea..
if i'm not working, i'll go for the floorball training...
so hopefully my boss will wake up tomoroow and decide dat
i shud come on the 16th...
oh yeah i was elated wen i read the testimonial the girl sent me..
she says that her life is changing,
and its probably due to me :P...
but wth i cant get over aisyah..
its like been put on a freakin' spell...
cb cupid..
u fucking gay asshole..
next time watch where you shoot that farking arrow...
make sure u aim at the farking rite girl.. OK?
didnt go out with my members todae..
just went out for a smoke..
cause my mum dun know that i smoke..
sians my cigarette has finished..
got to ask my fren to buy for me some more..
feel like trying.. malboro red..
but then..
i dun want to be a heavy smoker anymore..
dun want my lips to be black..i prefer it this colour...
red with a tint of brown...
my new year resolution was to stop smokin'
but i guess that gotta wait another year...
my ankle still gave me problems wen i did my morning routine...
did 30mins worth of skipping and 100 push-ups normal and 20 1 handed on each hand...
did crunches..
dun know whether i shud go for 8 abs or mantain at 6..

cleaned my room today..
since got nothin to do..
finally its clean..
guess wad i found while cleaning...
my favourite pen...
my shirt,
and my fucking sweater...

so thats all that happened today..

on this day,
i haf decided to forget some1...
not telling who....
reasons are as following:
its super hard to even meet her,
its fucking rare dat i talk to her face 2 face,
its fucking rare dat i even get to hear her voice,
its usually chatting on msn....

k la its enuf of that...
now for what happened today....
went to gym, as per normal...
but now i can carry 180kg weights in the leg excercise machine,
happy sia...
den i did weight lifting...
got this 1 guy, basket sia...
the arm so big..
cb i tink he can carry 1 elephant...
damn la want to be strong like him..
but dun want to haf big arms...
just want medium sculptured arms..

den i went to ping yi sec to meet her 1 more time....
decided dat if i dun meet her and get to talk to her for a period of time,
i'll just try to forget her and find a new gal,
and guess what...
dat is wad exactly happened...
so trying to forget her now...

den after that,
went to meet my bradders...
planned to play soccer...
we played...
but then shafir fell and got injured...
deep cut by a nail...
not sure whether its rusty or not...
lucky it was near my house...
so brought down my first aid kit wakaka...
and did the stuff the people taught me during the sportleader's camp...
den almost gave in to smoking...
fuck it man...
so bloody tempting..
and i dun know y i always keep a butt in my wallet...
fucked up..

farking pissed...

only the title angry but in truth, i'm not..
just.............
pissed...
first someting happen in skool....
dat 1 i cant sae much..
i just dun like those who buat bodo pat kawan depan others...
i'm the type yg walaupun 1 of my fren musuh ngan dier..
i'll still try to be friendly..
but wth..she buat bodo at me..

k enuf of dat..
the visit to skool today was ok la
jumper banyak member2 lamer..
ckp2 sekejap larz...
almost had a fite with matrep....
haiz i like got a sign on me which says...
MATREP WANNA FITE ARZ?
push abit also not happy...
cb....
if not for the fact he gang member,
i tink on the spot he'll get a black spot on the head..
..........
my 3 pimple on my forehead which looks like 3 tiam IS FINNNALLY ERADICATED....
w00ts so glad...
cause people tot i put tiam from far away...
not gd...
woots the SP party is only a few days away...wakaka...
cant wait...
dun know who to go with....
k larz i brain is dead....
dun what more to write....

Zzzz.zZZZzzz...

today was just another boring day...........
woke up just in the nick of time to pray la....
thks to sum1 who somehow messaged me at 6.40am...
got hooked to metal songs thks to shafir and farhan...
got hooked to emo now 2...thks to salihin...
haha me farhan and shafir made a pact to do an idiotic ting wenever we meet
a person dressed up as emo....
we would fake a cry...hahaz...
den at gym today, there 2 matrep...
action nak mampus...
first stare at me den scared....
den go inside gym want to action do 77kg but wth...
HE CANT EVEN DO A SINGLE PULL....
heard him say to his fren..eh berat ah...stupid mat rep...i and shafir both can do 77kg no prob
he do like a sisi...
but hes fren is ok....never stare at me so i gif chan la....
den back to the fucking matrep...
den he try to do 62kg, ALSO CANNOT...weak fucker...
den he do the hamstring pull only can do till the maximum of 22.3kg...
so light for a leg excercise...
i also action abit la
go do the 77kg ting...
do until 20 den i stop larz..
cause i've been doin that ting since i entered the gym....
but it was a 'productive' gym visit.....

after goin to da gym.
went to ping yi skool...
CB NABE guard...
the chinese bapok(a real 1...no offence to the chinese reading my blog)
he let him in den i and shafir try go in he say cannot..
bloody fucking gay asshole...
confirm after work go meet with the bapok den haf gay sex...

k la den as i was running...
guess who i saw....
Aisyah...
Gawd she look so damn sweet...
if ur reading this...
i'm not sweet talking...
u looked really sweet and pretty just now...
den i caught up with farhan and followed him all the way to long john silver...
god i love the grilled chicken wrap...
dun ask me y....
den got this 1 boy nak step fierce..
kimak,,guess wad he did...he STARED AT ME...
A BLOODY FUCKING SEC 2 BOY....
STARING AT ME...
i angry sia..
if not for sa i tink already got fite...
action ah depan pompan jambu..cb...
just to spite him i asked for the girls number..
but I DIDNT MSG HER K?
its the truth i swear....
den da stupid bitches from Btss, Pasir ris sec,
and some other skools keep ringing the fucking bell....
i cudnt possibly eat...
we all shouted stupid fucker at the people who rang the bell...
so fucking irritating...

dis blog i ting has so much of this word "fuck" so those kiddies reading my blog srry ya...

nothing dat exciting happen to day...

hey to dose that are reading my blog....
today wen i woke up,
i suffered a hangover...
like wtf...
dman i h8 the feeling..
without realising it, i ate 4 pills of panadol
den went to sleep till 2pm...
after waking,
i went to school to try and find Her' but my efforts were in vain as i did not manage to find her...
T_T
den went to meet shafir, farhan and adi...
we relaxed under da block joking and laughing away..
but sadly i h8 to go home coz my grandfather was alone at home and i need to care for him...
since i and shafir initially planned to go to the gym, he followed me home....
but den after playing my comp..
we forgot about the time and by the time we realised it,
it was already 5 pm....
so we played soccer instead...
i called salihin to come to play soccer...
there were only the three of us..
so fucked up...
the guitar i want cost 25 hundred...
now i only haf around 2k...
shit la y do guitars has to be so expensive...
at around 8 pm we stopped coz it was 2 boring...
i went home and started on this blog...
my cuzin from norway asked me to play runescape...ZZZZZZ
if not for the fact that he is my cuz...
i wudnt even haf bothered to play for him...

malas nak taruk title...

cant stop loving the girl...
ended my relationship...wOOOhoooo!!!!
since u announced my name in ur blog dear girl...
its my turn to do the same...
dear aisyah...(correct rite da spelling?)
if ur reading diz, den its for u...
a thousand words of love,
can nver describe my feelings for you,
a dozen bouqette of roses,
can never be enuf to show u my love,
i will love you from the btm of my cold hear,
for ur the only fire,
dat warms it...

that poem is exclusively just for you...

the cca carnival ting truthfully is just a waste of time...i ended up being a bloody salesman although i'm not skooling dere anymore...ON TOP OF DAT, WE GOT SCOLEDED FOR INVITING TOO MANY SEC 2 like wtF...
like we can tell the difference between dem, dey all look the same to me...
diz iz da day where u saw me also rite?...
cant say how i cud haf spotted her the modern dance booth among the bustling crowd..she looked so *pretty*...
although i was partially disappointed that she wasn't wearing the costume she was bragging to me about, but wth she look prettier in the netball shirt...confirm kembang...
want to ask her out to go to the SP party together but i dun know how...any suggestion PLS type it in the comments area A BIG TY to all who did gif some suggestion...
after the CCA carnival ting...
i went to meet my best fren den we played guitar under hes block mcm matrep...
den after dat i went to sleepover my uncles house near there...at my uncle's house, we were jamming all nite long YEA....
den i found put that CHELSEA WON 6-1 wooohoo...and liverpool lost 3-1...dudek seriously sucks...he shud go cibuk orang nyer pantat better...paid 1 sen per hour...kan murah?

k la...if u are reading my blog aisyah, jsut want to tell u dat i really love you...